Roseau County DWI Arrest: Timothy Roberts Booked
Roseau County (trfnews.i234.me) — Timothy M. Roberts, 35, was recently booked into the Roseau County Jail.
Booking records list the booking date as June 5, 2026. The arresting agency was listed as the State Patrol.
Roberts was booked under jail number 1261. A release date was not listed in the booking information.
Charges Listed In Booking Report
The booking report lists three misdemeanor charges. The first charge is DWI, operating a motor vehicle under the influence of alcohol.
The second charge is fourth-degree driving while impaired. The third charge is driving after revocation.
All listed charges were filed through the Roseau County Court. The current bail amount was listed as $0.00.
Timothy M. Roberts booking photo
Court Information
Roseau County District Court handles criminal and traffic cases filed in Roseau County.
More court information is available through the Minnesota Judicial Branch.
Information about the State Patrol is available through the Minnesota Department of Public Safety.
The listed charges are accusations at this stage. Roberts is presumed innocent unless proven guilty in court.
No officer names were included in this report. No further case details were listed in the booking information provided.
I’m Chris Harper reporting for TRF News.
Is ol boy alright? Looks like he got hit in the noggin with a bat!!
Happens when u wear a baseball hat all the time.. duh 🙄
What’s wrong with his head? 🤔
He was already in one bad accident? But then chooses to drive while intoxicated and could have killed himself or others? I hope maybe this time he will learn something since he was blessed to live through the first one.
Why are people so mean on here?! Wow 🤯
Timothy you dumb shit. Mom is not happy.
Alcohol might not be the worst of his problems…
Now that’s using your head
Shave his head. Inquiring minds want to know.
Helmet to tight
Good gravy I thought my phone was wacky when looking at this until I read the comments
How does that make what he did this time better? I’m glad he wasn’t hurt and no one else was either. But getting a second chance at life, he’s so lucky and it could have been wasted in a second because of a not great decision. Just take a cab or call for a ride. It’s never ever worth driving while impaired.
What the car look like
Looks like they gave him a head start
Buddy had a tbi that’s why his head is shaped like that
Is it me or does his head have a slow leak??
😂😂😂 look at the shape of his head
He wasn’t using his brains when he got the DWI since he was missing half a brain
I love how this article makes it seem like I was wasted. I blew a .087 for god sake
Why are some of yall worried about how cruel everyone else is? He was under the influence according to the words above image meaning this was his fault. Who cares if people hurt his feelings over the outcome of his stupid fucking decision. Better question is why are you guys so bent out of shape worrying about how things said by strangers affect someone else that’s also a stranger on Facebook of all places when he was in the wrong and the consequences were about what is to be expected if not better than expected. It looks fucked up but that’s the consequence for his action.
Looks like he met Negan
Holy hell he definitely got his head bashed inn.
These comments got me dead 💀
You should see the other guy face ahhhh .
That’s what happens when you wear a hat to tight for to long
Let’s get the story straight before we report it people smh
He got the ugly stick a few times its okay some people need it
Lol
His head looks weird
Surfside the drink of many. Definitely him.
Is his shirt on backwards?
Yall are fucked
He’s a gamer, that’s from a headset lol
i thought i was having a stroke for a second…
His mama used the boppy pillow with him for wayyyyy too long
Looks like it was a bitch to get that hat off
Is the picture blurry or is he a little…off.🫣
Looks like a funhouse mirror reflection.
Looks like he grew up wearing a hard hat his entire life 😂
He don’t need to drink anymore lol !
Well thats one type of head shape
Probably has a non diagnosed disorder from his head deformity. No one Probably helped him get help when he was young. Now he is just a product of the system.
Nice curve cut
I understand that. I just hope he make a better choice. I would hate to see something happen to him or someone else when it could have been completely avoided.
There’s just too much going on with this picture!
What Snapchat filter is this?
They took a bite out of crime🤣
Wtf 😒
He missing half his brain?
Somebody didn’t get tummy time.. 🤣
Bro looks like a puzzle piece
Poor guy looking like he’s permanently photoshopped.
Someone administered some loving strokes to this poor man’s melon… ouch
I normally never judge appearances but like….what?
Looks like the first stages of coneheads
🏃🏃🏃 what i miss
Looks like a 5 yr old drawing of a head
Old half dome
Pisses his pants and passes out for 90 seconds every time someone uses the microwave…..
I thought I was in the House of Mirrors at the fair. 😂
If I had this setup I wouldn’t hit my head on the basement ceiling ducts as much. 👍
These comments are extremely rude.
What’s wild is this could just be a really bad haircut…
Enough with the IG filters 😒😂
His head is on backwards. I think this is an AI
What’s going on with that noggin ? Jesus
He looks like a fish from SpongeBob
Looks like he tried slipping through the jail bars.
That’s sad for him, I’m sure having such an appearance makes for a more difficult go at this world.
On another note, I still laughed at many of the comments.
What is going on here
Imprint of nazi helmet is permanent he hasn’t taken it off it so many weeks
This dudes got a lot on his mind
Ummm…. Did they run over his head?🤔🫣
Low air pressure huh
Looks like if a crash test dummy was a human.
Definitely needs to get bullied
Damn cops squished his melon foking head!..not cool..
Blow drying would fix that.
When you arrested him, what the hell did you do to his head?
I feel so bad for his family. He apparently hasn’t learned/changed from the accident he had last year where he almost died…
AWWW FUCK HIS SHIT TOE UP
Ass clown
Dude looks like real-life Gumby.
This is what happens when you watch too much scrabbled porn on your moms tube tv after she went to bed while jacking it.
**incompetent to stand trial**
He came out of the womb and they put a swim cap on them
Wtf.
Am I drunk ?
Who hit him with the skillet(s)?
Nice cut g
It’s really night of the living dead
What the fuck happened to his head to many drugs
I think he slammed his head on the dumb dumb stick
really, just a bad haircut
Wtf wrong wit your head bro?
I bet lice would have a hell of a time sledding down that slope
Real life Gumby lookin ass, or gumpy
That boys head shaped like the iceberg the Titanic hit
Alice Norheim they’re wonderful. You set something there, their is possessive. Your welcome.
I have half a mind to repost this!
Loosen that hat bro!
Picasso is at it again.
Very narrow minded
I hope that’s hat head….
How hard did you have to hit him? Jesus….
And I personally don’t give a fuck. He woulda still looked perfectly fine had he not made that dumb ass decision which could have killed him or literally other people including children how do you think his children would feel then? Probably a lot fuckin worse
I would be shocked if his mom survived the birth, looks like his cranium got caught in the chute a few times! They must have been using the salad tongs, suction, pull chains! Thats the end result.
……kissed upside the cranium with an Aluminum baseball bat! His name is mud
It’s unfortunate that he nearly died due to alcohol related car accident and still thought it would be a good idea to drive drunk…addiction is no joke..but anyone can beat it if you want it bad enough.
Did they hit him so hard his head spin around? I can’t tell if that’s his back or his chest I’m looking at lol
Well for on his behalf he only had half a brain
Man I feel drunk just looking at him
NO comment.. I always get In trouble..
I feel like you could give him a break..
Dude was dropped on his head a couple times as an infant
Did he have part of his skull removed?
I know what’s wrong with it, it got no brain in it!
Uffdah!!! His head must hurt
Obviously this guy has had a head injury.
What in the Mr potato head do we got going on here? Lol
Had to check the comments to determine if I was having a stroke
Why’s he so crooked?
What size hat does he wear
I’ve heard of hat head, but not bat head.
Dented melon.
Well That’s A No Brainer 🧠 lol 👌👍😆
It looks like him push on his head when he was a baby. Looks kinda lopsided to me.
Did he have the Zika Virus?
Born with part of your skull missing. Zika causes head deformity.
Give him a break. He’s just trying to get ahead
Bro fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. With his head, by the looks of it.
Carlie Anderson probably alcohol involved in the ATV accident. Usually people who drive intoxicated are repeat offenders
Amber Marie Roberts I wanted to comment about how you seem to be jumping on everyone’s comments but it looks like you are his wife. It’s sad you have to continue to go thru what you are with him Hopefully he stops doing what he is doing and stays away from alcohol and meth
Geez! No comment 🤣🤣🤣
Turn to the right!
Obviously he doesn’t have a good head on his shoulders!
I thought I was just hammered wtf
Is there one of those weird filters on this mugshot?
Ai gone wrong??
Thought I was drunk until I saw him
Is he gonna live?
Did he run his head over ho wah sloth from the goonies
Poor guy can’t get a head in life
Jeez! What happened to his head?
Dude got a dent in the head! AWESOME!
He can’t be all in his right mind
What ever it is, he’s guilty
His mom did one hell of a kegel on the way out
What’s wrong with his head?
How tight does he wear his hat??
Ai?
Am I the one with the DWI and not seeing straight here?
Best comments….EVER
Bro was an alcoholic before he was born
My guess is bro either got stuck coming out at birth, like real stuck. Almost like grandpa locked a steel chastity belt on momma unknowingly that his grandson has already been conceived, yet before her showing/birth amd doc needed get a plasma cutter stat! Or skull is made out of something like that of an eggshell and for some reason accidentally soaked his head in vinegar.
Jokes! just jokes! Remain calm. 😑
Ride safety tester at parking lot carnivals
Dane Bramaged
Narrow minded person
Zipper the pin head
Omg these comments did not disappoint 🤣🤣🤣
Geeze, look at the head on this one!
If anyone needs a drink, it’s him.
He got hammered alright…
Baby Ruth!!!!!!
He’s the singer of the band “Smashhead”.
Thinkn wayy tooo damn much ayy 🤕
Over here, nothing! But, over here, if this plate gets dented, my hair just ain’t going to look right! (Cousin Eddie from Christmas Vacation)
I thought I was tripping on shrooms for a second!
A little something for the ladies!!!
Did somebody put a bunch of rubber bands around his head to see how many it would take?
Hey football head!
Dustin the comments 😭
I feel like there is something missing??????
He been dun told twice
Mom was tight
Thats more than hat hair
Andre the giant put him in a headlock
Why’s part of his hair missing
Did his brother Cassius hit him in the head with a shovel
I think it’s actually just the way his hairs gone
Good thing they arrested him for DUI before he got into acci-DENT.
Well, at least in court, he could honestly say he was not using his head. 😁😁😉 valid tho. 😁😁😁
Bro look like they put his head in a vice
Is the jailer using a Snapchat filter?
Shut up before I knock you upside the head again.
Photoshop fail
Good god. 1/2 his head is gone. So which part of the brain needs to think?
What in the Kardashian, photo-altering hell is going on with this dude’s dome?
Does DWI stand for Dome Warped Intensely?
Where’s the rest of his skull
Someone had a tough trip through his mamas birth canal 🤣
Dude, loosen your hat
Did someone take a bite out of his head ? 😱
Dayum son
Hate it when my head gets stuck in a vise .
Someone told him to use his head during baseball I see
Give this guy a break!
Where’s the other half of his head?
Things didn’t go right down the birth canal for that boy
Like a pimple just waiting to be popped
Nice dew
This photo is deeply unsettling…
Reminds me of an oompa loompa head 🤷♀️
He’s what happens when a raccoon on meth fucks a melted traffic cone 😳😳🫣
Ok I’m not the only one wondering why homie head looks like dude from the Goonies
I like how his skull contours to the ridges of his hair.
Didn’t he play a role in The Goonies?
It’s Minecraft jail addition
Did a bowling ball drop on his head?
A.k.a. smoooshy head
I bet it’s hard to find a good fitting hat
Damn, my meds kicked in hard tonight
I feel bad half his brain is missing but doesn’t allow you to be stupid or not obey laws
It’s seems Timothy lost his head to the liquor.
Is he drunk or am I drunk ??
Are you sure this isn’t the guy at the casino with the acid ?
Must still be using his childhood stocking cap.
Damn…if he can drive he is ok 👍 with a head injury like that and be conscious , he is ok…
That’s not hat hair, that’s hat head, bro gotta loosen up the hat a little
What in the world
Nah, wat? And I didn’t even take any today
What happened here?
I can hear the pan
🙋🏼♂️I have some questions
Now that’s one to many times falling of the bar stool
gross misdemeanor:
self assault
I’m so confused & conflicted.
HEY YOU GUUUUYYYYSSSS!
Roseau police knelt on his head I see?!
when you mess up cropping a photo
Oh wow
When Photoshop goes wrong
Looks like that painting from the IT remake
Don’t put your head in a vice
UFF-DA
That dude would be absolutely terrifying if you were on mushrooms lol.
The left side and right side clearly had different plans. 🤦♂️
Dude from happy Gilmore kid…
His head is fucked up…or is that just his hair? Nah, I think it’s fucked up.
Dude got beetle juiced
This is no way to get ahead.
Got booked or got a book in the head
WTF happened to his head
Why are parts of his skull missing?
What the hayell is going on with that dome?
I opened this and said “Da funk happened to his head”….
He’s having a rough go at it 😂
This dude forgot to duck when then said duck.
He looks lopsided 💯😂
Please someone like this so I can come back on my lunch break tomorrow and read these comments! 🍿🍿
He Was probably easy for his mom at birth time though.
nice tire tracks
I’m getting so tired of these zoomer haircut trends
Did cookie monster take a bite outa him?
What happened to your head man!!
He gets a discount on fines because of the dents right? 😆
Did Dr Seuss draw this mother f*****?
He has his shirt on backwards too 😆
1 word: perm.
Has he been wearing a bass ball hat since birth?
The cop run over his head or what?
Wasnt he in the goonies?
So he didn’t learn his lesson the first time I see
Alright must’ve crashed cause that Mf all fucked up
Needs to quit wearing his hat so tight
He can’t help it, he’s out of his head.
He’s melting!
Did he wear a ratchet strap to gage his skull???
Clearly he wasnt able think before he acted
I’d drink to if thats what I saw in the mirror👀
They threw the book at him
I came here for the comments and they didn’t disappoint
First name: Clay
Last Name: Head
Wtf happened to the dude did the cops beat the shit out of him
Sir. You have the worst case of hat head I’ve ever seen.
Temu version of a Somali male?
Are we sure it’s a DUI? How is bro even driving? 👀
Before he gets out, Somebody hide his Cap’n Crunch hat.
Is her from the mail room from men in black?
Me thinking I need a new phone when his pic pops up.
The dude is stuck in circus mirror mode
Doesn’t seem very level headed…..
He lost his piece of mind… ☠️
You guys are warped minded.
Did they squeeze a confession out of him?
am i on shrooms again?
Looks like a Oompa Loompa took a growth hormone.
Side effect of voting democrat
Omg these comments made my day! 🤣🤣🤣
Why is it shaped like that!!
Headed straight to the comment section
Hey, enough with the mean comments. I know this man. His grandfather gave him a hat when he was 6 and made him promise to never take it off.
Looks like McGruff took a bite out of crime.
Looks like the ink smudged when god created him
When your 5 year old come home from school with a drawing of you.
Thought I was having an acid flashback for a second.
Why does looking at this picture make me feel like I have drunk goggles on?
His hair looks like it was installed by Windows 95
Literally definition of “being dropped as a baby” 😂
Wow…. Wtf
Circus mirror
We’re just overlooking the fact that his head is amoeba-shaped?
Looking like a dark souls character
Someone had a lobotomy
Bro looks like a filter you would use on snapchat
Who ate the sides of his head?
Glenn from The Walking Dead?
Strong head wind.
Damn I thought I was high looking at that head
Is he standing in front of a fun house mirror?
GOTDAMN! 😳 IS THIS AI OR WAS HOMEBOY RESISTING ARREST?!?
I had a melted green army man when I was a kid looked just like that
Looking at this photo, I feel like I should call an Uber myself.
Why does he look like a melted wax figure?
Was this after they went upside that head?
They run him over first??
I can’t stop laughing
Looks like the spliced porn on channel 42 growing up 😭🤣
A van Gogh inspiration
I broke my glasses yesterday and I’m waiting for a new pair to get mailed to me. I thought I was seeing things
wtf is wrong with his head lmao
Booked…..did they actually THROW it at him??
Cops done beat his skull in didn’t they? Tisk tisk…
He kissed a Mack truck
Dang to the cops slam his head in the door a few times??!??
#Yikes
#Stop_Police_Brutality
This is why I come to the comments 🤣
Comments not disappointing
Jesus H Christ the Doctor gripped the Forceps to hard on this one!! 🤣
I thought something was wrong with my eyes!!! WTH??!!
Are you sure he don’t have Inflatable Flying Arms man!! 😜
Must have met too many twisted teas in his life (is that a dated reference?)
Is that hat-hair or was he in a cartoon trying to dive into a mouse hole?
he looks deflated like he really tried blew his life up
Came here for the comments 😆
Did they put the handcuffs on his noggin?
If Gumby was human being with law troubles
I bet he’s really good at dodgeball
Here for the comments.😊
WTF happened to his head? 🤭
Who said white people can’t grow waves???
If only he had half a brain…
His hair piece is off ! Ha
Instead of a bad hair day, I’d say he’s having a bad head day!
Talk about being dropped on your head … but twice … 😆 🤣 😂
The previous DWI ended in a wreck and the extrication with the Jaws of Life went almost perfect. Almost.
Oh, why is he glitching like that?
How many sharks attacked him?
Bout to be in Facebook jail again
Dude never adjusted his hat size
Real life House of Mirrors
Captain Penis head
Does the camera have Google drunk lens?
When I stick a Q-tip too far into my ear…🙃
Looks like his ol’ lady cracked him upside the head with an iron skillet. 🍳
I thought I got a bad a haircut but his is terrible.
I feel like something’s missing here
I can’t warp my head around this…
Um, sorry to bother everyone, but where’s the rest of this man’s head?
came here for the comments… and let me tell ya… they did NOT disappoint 😁
Two blows with a baseball bat, should straight the weird head right out!
Wtf
When you blow up a balloon too fast
I’ve seen some crazy bed head, but this one wins!
This is why they tell you not to drink and drive
Mom thought squeezing her thighs together would prevent his birth.
You can tell that boy ain’t right in the head.
Guess you could say his mind is a bit warped
OMG the comments 🤣😂😂😂
Poor guy, his head looks like lumber at Menards.
Did he crash and hit his head or something?
He look like the shape of Texas
“I’m a little teapot short and stout, here is my handle here is my spout ”
Barber: what you need
Him: give me the house of mirrors haircut
What in the funhouse mirror
“Hey you guys!!!”
That’s a little more than hat hair.
Like a pumpkin in the sun
Mugshots come in filters now?
Bro that bike helmet is not the right size.
Possible concussion or Mr. Potato head
It’ll buff out.
Is he related to Billy the Kid?
His daddy was an Oompa Loompa
His head looks like the heads in a 80’s scrambled skinamax movie.
So…they put a ball cap on him as a small child and never removed it until now?
When you just can’t quite pop that zit
Gives a whole new meaning to Mr. POTATO HEAD!! 😉😆🤣🤣😅
Dent head lives
Don’t be weird
Me here thinking there’s something wrong with my screen. Whats up with his bonce ?
Perfect example why they banned the old lawn darts …. 🤭
I can hear the end of the taco bell theme song.
Omg I just laughed so hard
Am I the only one noticing his sweat shirt is backwards?
Is this the filter that allows us to see what he was seeing when he was driving?
Is his hair weird or did he have a head on collision?
When you give your oblivion character a disproportionate head.
He had a lot on his mind
Bros missing half his brain 🧠
Im just here for the comments 🤣
Looks like one of Lord Farquaad’s boys.
When they use a Snapchat filter down at the jail. ☠️☠️☠️
Poor guy, I bet it’s not easy wearing hats, if at all.
Maybe it’s just the acid …. But…….
How many shirts does he have on? 😆
I have half the mind to forget this photo.
Never seen someone with a head that looks like chewed gum 🤣
Someone tried, unsuccessfully, to knock some sense into his head.
If he attacked his barber I can testify it was self defence
GESUS he needs to go to an Er
You’re not supposed to wear your baseball caps so tight.