THIEF RIVER FALLS, MN (trfnews.i234.me) A Thief River Falls, Minnesota man is facing a felony charge, after allegedly stealing a vehicle in that town and taking it for a 533 mile drive to Glasgow, Montana.
Man from Thief River Falls Charged with Driving 533 Miles in Stolen Vehicle
At least we know it wasn't an EV
What a brilliant looking man
He puts the "Thief" in River Falls.
Why did the car thief ask for directions to California?
Because he heard it was the best place to "drive off" into the sunset!