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  1. J.D. Vance: "I've got a wife, here, three beautiful kids at home. The most… PRISTINE, luxorious pleather couch you have ever laid your eyes on… God, thinking about it now just maks my mouth water something fierce! Huh?! Oh, uhhhh… yeah, I'm not weird, VOTE FOR US SO WE CAN TAKE AWAY MORE WOMENS RIGHT AND GIVE THEM TO UPHOLSTRY!"

  2. "I'm no name-caller" – Proceeds to say things like "creepy" and "weird" and apparently forget the whole "rocks and cows" bit…
    I was goth as a teen, so calling me "weird" is just straight up encouragement 😂
    Literally who thought of using this as a campaign ad? Fking embarrassing 😆

  3. "I want everyone to live the American Dream" – except women, of course. They need to just swallow their dreams and stay home to have babies and take care of their husbands, the ones, like JD Vance, whose dream is to have someone at home fulfilling their every need. Go invent a Rosie the Robot, you guys who are too lazy to take care of yourselves!!

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